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2gay2exist:

sarahsupastar:

absolute-bollocks:

half-doomed-and-semi-sweet:

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.

The problem I still have with Hairspray (and the latest movie adaptation), is that while Divine played her and was certainly hilarious, radical etc etc. her comedy was derived majorly from the fact that she was genuinely funny. But now, instead of getting actual drag queens/genderqueer people to play the role, you have people like John Travolta and thousands of high schools across the country getting men who think the reason it’s funny is because “lol haha man in dress!” which is and forever always will be transmisogynistic, no matter how bad y’all wish it wasn’t. 

  #gif    #I like where this commentary went though  

I try to only date people who respect their moms (assuming they have moms and/or their moms deserve their respect.) Dude has a huge swan tattoo on his right arm for his mom who he calls Mama Swan. Also, he will stop whatever the fuck he is doing if she calls, even if he is talking to me. It’s obnoxious but sweet.

I am sorry for my deluge about Dude… he is just so important to me. He makes me so happy. It’s actually pretty gross.

xsaraedge:

becomingathena:

schoolteacherjammette:

the-goddamazon:

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

LMFAOOOO I was finna be mad as shit but this shit was hilarious and golden.

WELL DONE good good

Perfect on every level.

Unreal

  #abuse  

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

  #THAT    #I am trying to be relatable but I just feel like an asshole  
Dude: I love you with all of my evil cracker heart
Me: You're the white devil of my dreams <3
  #but seriously    #I wasn't joking  

I’m introducing Dude to my family tonight… as he is picking me up to take me to spend the weekend with him. Dear lord. I am not looking forward to this. My therapist thinks that it is time and I need to do this… I need to push through the anxiety. I just need to do the thing. Sigh. I need to get over my co-dependency issues with my family. This is my life and I am not doing anything wrong.

mysstique2cus:

dopenmind:

whatdreamsare-made-of:

dopenmind:

Emerald Shaw
www.howtobedope.com
Dress: fashiontofigure
Other details are on the blog

reblogging this obviously for her fierce hair and gorgeous dress 

^_^

You look positively majestic, ma’am! Kudos!

lareinaana:

being bisexual //=// cis men are necessarily in your dating pool

cis men in your dating pool //=// you “expose” yourself/lower yourself/dirty yourself via contact with cis men

someone biphobic person telling you that you “expose” yourself to cis men is preemptively victim blaming you incase you…

It looks like Skyrim
Me complimenting nature  (via cophine-sideffects)

theultraintrovert:

see what happens when yall wannabe “niggas” start posing lml